Hiya, I'm Lizzy. If you come to this blog, it consists of anything cute, stuff that makes me cackle, a lil homestuck, things that have cats, AND SHREK. That's pretty much it. Later y'all.

"Onions have layers, ogres have layers" -Shrek

 

violetohara:

the-polyhedron:

conquerorwurm:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

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What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

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A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

I just told him!

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railroadsoftware:

me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now

ovtcastlikeme:

rhaella:

rhaella:

zelys:

scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

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anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of

FUCK YOU THEYRE ALL GOD TIER EXCEPT FOR A MERMAID TAIL. MARIPOSA WAS AN EMOTIONAL ODYSSEY, THE DIAMOND CASTLE WAS A BOP, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE 

pochowek:
“ carudamon119:
“ ねこ‏
@shimamike0814
雨の日の小さな幸せ
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I love how the captions added are 95% “blessed image” “youve been blessed by the cat stamp” and 5% “how dare you step on that guys timbs holy fuck” ”

pochowek:

carudamon119:

ねこ‏
@shimamike0814

雨の日の小さな幸せ

I love how the captions added are 95% “blessed image” “youve been blessed by the cat stamp” and 5% “how dare you step on that guys timbs holy fuck”

(Source: twitter.com)

targent:

unrelatableuserboxes:

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

(Source: liepard)

patchesthegreat:

personalgrowthforsale:

lemonvortex:

lemonvortex:

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Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

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ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

Why do women hate innovation?

me: caring for my pet lobster, Pinchy

my judgmental gf: lol wtf is this